Santa Claus writes letters to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once filled in for Santa Claus for Christmas. This was a terrible mistake, as Chuck Norris can only deliver two things: justice and pain.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
We get presents from Santa Claus. Santa Claus gets his presents from Chuck Norris.
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